Potato

Potato is an obese Saiyan warrior who is grumpy and angered at the destruction of his home world, Planet Vegeta (he was in the middle of having sex with a hooker when it blew up). It is unknown how he has stayed alive for 800 years. He won't tell anyone because he 'doesn't friggin feel like it.' He commonly has sex with alien hookers at bars and starts fights over his political opinions and sports. He owns a small junky spaceship with a pool, TV, waterbed, and sex dolls in it. He is fat, hairy and not very strong or quick.