User blog:Dark Tempest/Ian's Rant: Ep.1: Good lord Akira!

Hello, i'm Tobi 7900. More widely known as Ian. And here today I will start Ian's Rant blogs. I have no real schedule for this, because I'll just be doing it randomly until I make a schedule.

Alright, firstly, WHAT THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH AKIRA TORIYAMA? I mean every f*cking time he's interviewed, he pulls something out his f*cking ASS. For example, today my good friend Legendary Super Saiya-Jin 4, or Wikian, linked me and my friend Jeice a video of a guy named ForneverWorld, who's known for his Naruto and Attack on Titan chapter reviews, he linked his review on an interview with Akira (Video will be posted below).

Apparently, Android 17 and 18 names are Lapis and Lazuli. LAPIS. AND. LAZULI. WHAT THE F*CK KINDA NAMES ARE THAT?! YOU COULD'VE AT LEAST CALLED THEM JOHN AND ELIZABETH (ty kuz), OR BOB AND MARLETT. LIKE GOD DAMMIT AKIRA! YOU EVEN MIXED UP SSJ2 AND SSJ3 IN AN INTERVIEW!

Alright, now apparently, Bibidi or Babidi or Bob f*cking jimmy james didn't make Buu, HE SUMMONED HIM! WHAT THE F*CK. In an episode of the anime, you can literally see Bibidi making Buu in some weird ass microwave. IT MAKES  NO SENSE! Also, Buu apparently has been around forever. Since the beginning of time. He just takes f*cking cat naps (little extra joke about bills) and wakes up whenever it's convenient to. God F*CKING DAMMIT AKIRA!

I'm not gonna even begin with Mr. Satan. He's a piece of sh!t. Like who the f*ck cares about Mr. Satan. Piece of sh!t worthless scumbag.

This has concluded my rant blog. Here's the link to the video I mentioned earlier.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBSA4D2s2RE&list=UUkkcUZJ-vrt3HomsacbTNLg

This has concluded my blog. Have a happy f*cking day.