Almighty Goatpiss The Alcoholic Gambling Addictive Amazing Orgasmic Crazy Powerful Unatural Mega Ultra Mega Super Ultimate Supreme Meat Slapper

Almighty Goatpiss is the greatest there ever was and will ever be. Almighty Goatpiss is the strongest being to ever live besides Pewp.

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Goatpiss has the ability to swish every shot and attack with his eyes closed while in a dimension 500 Billionoctillion trillion omniyears from the basket. Goatpiss is so strong that he can break reality in its entirely by pulling out his pee pee and slam dunking. A slam dunk from one hand of goatpiss can rupture all of history for as a ferocious two hand dunk can break everything. After a two hand dunk, there is nothing. No dimensions, no omniverses, nothing. Just nothing.